Do you have a hard time in getting up in the morning? These funny and inspirational quotes will not only make you laugh, but also motivate you to jumpstart a brand new day of success.
Table of Contents
Motivation Quotes to Help you Get Up In The Morning
1. “Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it.” Richard Whately
2. “Now that your eyes are open, make the sun jealous with your burning passion to start the day. Make the sun jealous or stay in bed.” Malak El Halabi
3. “Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.” Lemony Snicket
4. “It is in the early morning hour that the unseen is seen, and that the far-off beauty and glory, vanquishing all their vagueness, move down upon us till they stand clear as crystal close over against the soul.” Sarah Smiley
5. “I’m always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life.” Miles Davis
6. 'The secret of getting ahead is getting started.' Mark Twain Share on X
7. “Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen.” Wayne Huizenga
8. “Don’t let your alarm clock, be the only reason you wake up.” Ray Lewis
9. “One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.” Austin Grossman
10. “You should wake up every day looking for the trouble you can get into.” Lawton Chiles
11. “Wake up early everyday so that while others are still dreaming, you can make your dreams come true.” Hal Elrod
12. “The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.” Paul Valery
13. “Do not shorten the morning by getting up late; look upon it as the quintessence of life, as to a certain extent sacred.” Arthur Schopenhauer
14. “One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast.” Robert Brault
15. “A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.” Emily Brontë
16. “The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don’t go back to sleep.” Rumi
Related: 80+ Morning Walk Quotes (To Motivate Yourself To Work Out)
Funny Morning Quotes
17. “When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” Crystal Woods
18. “Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” James Marsden
19. “Every morning, I wake up saying, ‘I’m still alive, a miracle.’ And so I keep on pushing.” Jim Carrey
20. “Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” Ursula K. Le Guin
21. “I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, ‘I don’t know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?’ You know, who knows?” Oscar Nunez
22. “Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.” Nanea Hoffman
23. 'I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.' Benjamin Franklin Share on X
24. “I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.” Bruce Willis
25. “When I wake up in the morning, I feel like a billionaire without paying taxes.” Ernie Banks
26. “Some of us wake up. Others roll over.” Mark Twight
27. “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” Jarod Kintz
28. “You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.” Bob Dole
29. “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” Robert Frost
30. “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” Groucho Marx
31. “Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.” Catherynne M. Valente
32. “The lawyer’s first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock.” Edward Packard, Jr.
33. “What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.” Timur Vermes
34. “First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, ‘I believe,’ three times.” Ovid
35. 'Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.' Glen Cook Share on X
36. “Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” Gehenna Toss
37. “She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.” Richelle Mead
38. “Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.” Job Might
39. “I need to get up – my coffee needs me.” Unknown
Related: 85 Funny and Deep Life Lessons Calvin and Hobbes Give Us
Inspirational Morning Quotes to Start a Day of Success
40. “Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you’ll start to see a big difference in your life.” Yoko Ono
41. “An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.” – Henry David Thoreau (See also: Quotes on Morning Walk)
42. “If you’re changing the world, you’re working on important things. You’re excited to get up in the morning.” Larry Page
43. “When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.” Marcus Aurelius
44. “I used to love night best but the older I get the more treasures and hope and joy I find in mornings.” Terri Guillemets
45. 'I get up every morning and it’s going to be a great day. You never know when it’s going to be over, so I refuse to have a bad day.' Paul Henderson Share on X
46. “In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.” Carl Sandburg
47. “Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied.” Dwayne Johnson
48. “When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.” Marcus Aurelius
49. Dream big. Wake up. Take the first step into the unknown.” Roy Bennett (see also: Quotes on Fear of the Unknown)
50. “You can wake up every day and make today better than the last.” Tommy Lasorda
51. “You know that feeling when you wake up in the morning and you’re excited for the day? That’s one of my main goals in life.” Kirsten Dunst
52. “I learned to love myself, because I sleep with myself every night and I wake up with myself every morning, and if I don’t like myself, there’s no reason to even live the life.” Gabourey Sidibe
53. 'I never wake up in the morning and wonder why I am here. I wake up and wonder why I am not making here better.' Jeffrey Fry Share on X
54. “I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world.” E. B. White
55. “With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” Eleanor Roosevelt
56. “I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning.” J. B. Priestley
57. “Each new day brings new opportunities. You have to search to be able to find these opportunities.” Lailah Gifty Akita
58. “Here on the pulse of this new day, You may have the grace to look up and out And into your sister’s eyes, into Your brother’s face, your country And say simply, Very simply, With hope, Good Morning.” Maya Angelou
59. 'Today is going to be a great day; I can, and I will.' Gina Rodriguez Share on X
60. “The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds.” Terry Goodkind
61. “There is a deep, peaceful calm in the dawning of a new day.” Alan Watts
62. “Today is a brand new day. Forget about yesterday. It does not matter. Forget about tomorrow it will take care of itself. Concentrate on this day. Make it the best ever.” Mary-Frances Winters
63. “Every day is a new day. It is better to be lucky. But I would rather be exact. Then when luck comes you are ready.” Ernest Hemingway
Related: 133 Hustle Quotes to Remember As You’re Grinding to the Top (MOTIVATION)
Everyday is a Brand New Day
64. “Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That’s why they call it the present.” Winnie the pooh
65. “Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
66. “If you get up in the morning and think the future is going to be better, it is a bright day. Otherwise, it’s not.” Elon Musk
67. “Every morning was a cheerful invitation to make my life of equal simplicity, and I may say innocence, with Nature herself.” – Henry David Thoreau (See also: John Muir Quotes for Mountain and Nature Lovers)
68. “Although time seems to fly by, it never travels faster than one day at a time. Each day is a new opportunity to live your life to the fullest.” Steve Maraboli
69. “Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is as beautiful as it gets.” Robin Williams
70. 'Today is a brand new day; a day to heal, a day to love, a day to forgive, a day to encourage, a day to start afresh.' Caroline Naoroji Share on X
71. “Although no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.” Carl Bard
72. “You can’t reach for anything new if your hands are still full of yesterday’s junk.” Louise Smith
73. “Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but every morning I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, ‘It’s going to be a good day!” Lindsay Lohan
74. “I love that this morning’s sunrise does not define itself by last night’s sunset.” Steve Maraboli
75. 'The greatest healing would be to wake up from what we are not.' Mooji Share on X
76. “When you do something beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle, and yet most of the audience still sleeps.” John Lennon
77. “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” Maria Robinson
78. “The sun is a daily reminder that we too can rise again from the darkness, that we too can shine our own light.” S. Ajna
79. “When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.” Henry Ford
80. “With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” Eleanor Roosevelt
81. 'Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.' Victor Hugo Share on X
82. “Celebrate the new day with shouts of praise, love and grace and with a beautiful smile upon your face.” Caroline Naoroji
83. “When a new day begins, dare to smile gratefully.” Steve Maraboli
84. “Every morning starts a new page in your story. Make it a great one today.” Doe Zantamata
85. “When I wake up every morning, I thank God for the new day.” F. Sionil Jose
86. “Yesterday ended last night, today is a brand new day. And it’s yours.” Zig Ziglar
Related: 103 Quotes about Living Life To The Fullest & In the Moment