Looking for the best quotes for your geeky half? We have compiled the ultimate list of 101 cute and funny nerd quotes to express your love in the most unconventional way.
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Gamer and Computer Nerd Quotes
1. In the game of life, you are my player 2. – unknown
2. You auto-complete me. – unknown
3. I’ll be bold and say you’re just my Type. – unknown
4. I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed. – unknown
5. I love you more than the internet. – unknown
6. You are my favorite nerd. – unknown
7. ´I’d let you see my browser history.´ - unknown Share on X
8. I promise to love you even when we’re old and you still play video games. – unknown
9. Don’t you wish your girlfriend could game like me. – unknown
10. I love it when we stay up late [playing video games]. – unknown
11. ´you are the css to my html.´ - unknown Share on X
12. I love my gamer boyfriend. – unknown
13. Let’s cuddle and play video games. – unknown
14. you are the Lorem to my ipsum. – unknown
15. I love you more than Star Wars. – unknown
16. Your Sonic screwdriver unlocked my heart. – unknown
17. Plumbers are Red, Hedgehods are Blue, Press Start to join, And be my Player two. – unknown
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Science Nerd Quotes
18. You are such a pretty little arrangement of atoms. – unknown
19. My atoms love your atoms. It’s chemistry. – Atticus
20. You just made my heart lag – unknown
21. A nerd’s brain is the most sexiest thing on this planet. – Suru
22. ´You are so hot that you denature my proteins.´ - unknown Share on X
23. Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away. – unknown
24. I wish I were DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. – unknown
25. You are the proton to my electron. – unknown
26. You are the Adenine to my Thymine, we really pair off. – unknown
27. Your energy excites my photons. – unknown
28. Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us. – unknown
29. You make my dopamine levels go all silly. – unknown
30. You make my goggles fog up. Share on X
31. Let’s not be anemones. Let’s cuddlefish. – unknown
32. We have awesome chemistry. – unknown
33. Love you just the way you are… [geologic] faults and all. – unknown
34. Your effect on me is seismic. – unknown
35. We go together like cytosine and guanine. – unknown
36. Our molecules will always bond even on the absolute zero. – unknown
37. We go together like cytosine and guanine. – unknown
38. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu [29, Copper] Te [52, Tellurium]. – unknown
39. Naturally I select you (picture of Darwin). – unknown
40. You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly. – unknown
See also: “To love is to recognize yourself in another.” Eckhart Tolle
Math Nerd Quotes
41. “Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.” – Lisa Hoffman
42. With u in my equation, I don’t need to find my x. – unknown
43. If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one. – unknown
44. You are my statistically significant other. – unknown
45. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. – unknown
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Pop Culture Nerd Quotes
46. ´I'm your density. I mean, your destiny.´ – George McFly, Back to the Future Share on X
47. I love you to the death star and back. – Star Wars
48. Let’s stay in and watch Netflix. – unknown
49. I would simply walk into Mordor for you. – Lord Of The Rings
50. I’m going to pull time apart for you. – Amy Pond, Doctor Who
51. I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you. – Turk, Scrubs
52. Leela: “Don’t you ever wonder about the future?”
Fry: “Well yeah, but you’re always in it. – Futurama
53. This is true love — you think this happens every day? – William Goldman, The Princess Bride
54. I will always be your constant – Leitbur
55. ´The only math you need is: You + Me = Forever´ – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Share on X
56. I love you. And you’re the last person who’s ever gonna hear me say that. – from Clara to Danny, “Doctor Who”
57. One day, you look at the person and you see something more… the person who was just a friend is … suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with. – Dana Scully, X-Files
58. “I never told you, but sometimes when I’m at work, I think of you and smile.” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
59. “I love you like George R. R. Martin loves killing off characters” (reference to Game of Thrones)
60. “When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time.” – Scott Pilgrim
61. “I’ve only got one life. I could spend it with you, if you want.” – Doctor Who -Metacrisis Doctor
62. ´Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.´ - William Goldman, The Princess Bride Share on X
63. “Nice Legs… for a human.” – Worf, Star Trek: The Next Generatio
64. Han: “I love you.” Leia: “I know.” – Star Wars
65. “It’s not enough to just live. You have to have something to live for.” – Battlestar Galactica, Adama
66. “There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive, wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.” – Doctor Who, Season 6
67. “I will never leave you. That’s a promise.” – Aliens, Ripley
68. “When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman. You’re the one.” – Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike to Buffy
69. “You have the ring. And I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let’s see how well you handle it.” – Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
70. “Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?” – The Princess Bride -Westley & Buttercup
71. ´I would rather share one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone´ – Arwen, Lord of the Rings. Share on X
72. “Get back on your feet. I will help you up, and then we will kill more stuff” – Borderlands, Zer0’s haiku
73. “When you look in her eyes and she’s looking back in yours…everything…feels…not quite normal.” – Spider-man, Peter Parker
74. “My dearest friend, if you don’t mind, I’d like to join you by your side. Where we could gaze into stars, and sit together, now and forever. For it is plain to see, we’re simply meant to be.” – Jack, The Nightmare Before Christmas
75. ‘I want to give you the life you deserve to have. I want you to have everything you ever wanted–‘
‘Then like I said; you’re out of your mind. Because the only thing I’ve ever wanted…is you.’ – Spider-man -Peter Park & MJ
76. “It seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is… suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.” – Dana Scully, X-Files
77. “It is something that grows over time… a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger through time…The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you’ll know which way to go…” – The Legend of Zelda -Bolero of Fire
78. “Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?” – The Princess Bride -Westley & Buttercup
79. “My heart is stronger now that you’re in it.” – The Secret World of Arrietty (Hayao Miyazaki / Studio Ghibli)
80. “Sometimes, when I’m sitting in class — you know, I’m not thinking about class, ’cause that would never happen — I think about kissing you. And, it’s like everything stops. It’s like, it’s like… freeze frame. Willow kissage.” – Oz to Willow
81. “Yes, I love technology. But not as much as you, you see.” – Kip Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite
82. ´I a-dumble-dore you´ - Harry Potter (with reference to Snape & Albus Dumbledore) Share on X
83. “That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying ‘As you wish,’ what he meant was, ‘I love you.’ And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.” – The Princess Bride -Grandfather
84. “You know what, you’re right, about everything. I think about losing you and I can’t stand it. The galaxy will just keep going. Everything, even the Reapers will come around again. But you and I, we are important right now. This is what will never happen again. Us. -you make me feel…human.” – Mass Effect -Kaidan
85. “Love. You can learn all the math in the ‘verse… but you take a boat in the air that you don’t love… she’ll shake you off just as sure as the turn of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she ought to fall down… tells you she’s hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.” – Serenity (Firefly) -Malcolm Reynolds
86. “You’re mine,’ she whispered. ‘Mine, as I’m yours. And if we die, we die. All men must die. But first, we’ll live.” – Ygritte, Game of Thrones
87. “I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship.” – Sheldon to Amy, The Big Bang Theory
88. “Love is a song that never ends.” – Bambi
89. “I came across time for you. I love you. I always have.” – Terminator
90. “When you can’t run, you crawl, and when you can’t do that….you find someone to carry you.” – Firefly (Tracey, Zoe, Capt Malcolm)
91. ´I look at you, and I’m home.´ – Dory, Finding Nemo Share on X
92. “Never let go.” – Titanic
93. “Walter, you’re wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way” – His Girl Friday
94. “I’m going to pull time apart for you.” – Amy Pond, Doctor Who
95. “I could have fallen easily in love with her then. Now, years latter, I knew I did love her, more then I ever could if I was only her lover.” – Dick Grayson, from The New Teen Titans #38 (1984) Who is Donna Troy?
96. “I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure.” – Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings
97. “I love you like Sheldon loves his spot” – Big Bang Theory
98. “The world is indeed full of peril and in it there are many dark places. But still there is much that is fair. And though in all lands, love is now mingled with grief, it still grows, perhaps, the greater.” – J.R.R. Tolkien
99. “The problems of your past are your business. The problems of your future are my privilege.” – John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
100. “I love you more than Star Wars” – unknown
101. “Let’s be awkward together” – unknown
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